Page Three

Fun Stuff

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Things I believe

I believe that someone should load
Dr. Laura, Senator Jesse Helms, Rev.Fred Phelps and Martha Stewart in a boat
and send them to the Bermuda Triangle.
(Not that Martha is anti-gay, she just irritates the bejesus out of me!)

I believe that gay marriage should be made legal
because we have the same right to lose half of our money and belongings as anyone else!
(I stole that from some comedian, I don't remember which one!)

The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.
It's just that they need more supervision.           ---Lynn Lavner

Tinky Winky

I never thought Tinky Winky was gay, but Po always seems a little butch to me!


Here Are Some Ancient Jokes:

Q: What does a lesbian take on a second date? A: A U-Haul! (May I see a show of hands on how many of you have firsthand knowledge of this...u-huh, I thought so! Me too!)

Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Q: How do you know when you are in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool tables don't have balls!

Q: What is "drag"? A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian wouldn't be caught dead in!

Q: How many straight women at the Dinah Shore golf tournament does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Both of them!

Gynecologist to dyke patient: "You have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen!" Patient: "I should, I have a woman in twice a week!"

Overheard: "She's so butch she rolls her own tampons and kickstarts her vibrator!"

Favorite "Family" Movies

(In No Particular Order)

Desert Hearts

Better Than Chocolate

Bar Girls

Go Fish


Henry and June

Different For Girls

Torch Song Trilogy

The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love

Movies I'm Supposed To Like But Don't

Claire Of The Moon


Movies I'm Not Supposed To Like But Do

Basic Instinct

French Twist

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